Hmph. So let me tell you how my Friday started off.

I got to work at 7AM, got situated, checked emails to see if there were any fires that needed to be put out immediately, and then headed to the kitchen to prepare my usual bowl of Special K (site) with soy milk (site) for myself.

I opened the refrigerator and, much to my surprise, my carton of milk had curry sauce all over it. Okay, I get it. Accidents happen. But seriously, are you just gonna leave the curry sauce on my milk carton to hang out and get all hard and crusty in the fridge overnight? Seriously?? WHO DOES THAT?!?!

I was livid. I sat there for about ten minutes with a damp paper towel just wiping crusty curry sauce off my milk carton while mumbling under my breath about how my mama raised me right. No joke. Luckily my milk has a twist-on cap, so the flavor was not compromised.

Unfortunately, it didn't stop me from almost losing my breakfast after reading that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are married. I mean, didn't she already have an album out the year Cannon was BORN??? Ha! I'm exaggerating, but only mildly.